Dis is me Dx

3. Michelle 282 up, 74 down A hot girl that is the best friend you will ever have. She is unusually smart, but not a nerd. She gets to know somebody before going out with them, and so she always ends up falling for her best guy friends. SHE IS NO SLUT. Michelles always seem to know who are good friends. They hate being with the "in" crowd, because they are unique and special in the best way possible. Pretty enough on the outside, but the inside is where their true beauty lies. They tend to know when people love their friends, but are often bilnd to who loves them. I love that girl! She is such a michelle! Yazzers: Michelle is my best friend! Friend: Wow youre so lucky Person: Michelle is my best girl friend! Friend: I heard she likes you. Person: REALLY???? YAY!

WTF! xD Haha! :o

Thats So Truee xD

Haha! Dis is my story xD Jk

"where do you wanna go?"

we walked in and da first thing we see is v.v

Once, We left we see v.v

Dey finished fighting and he said " im out idk bout you but im going to V.v

Haha! xD

True story: Nerd: I brought my calculator. ~picks up glasses and snorts~ Me: i Brought google bitch' so dont be acting like you knoe everything.

Thats Talent xD

I do this sometimes xD

Baby, Getting smart xD

Dats How Much its hurts xD

Dont ask to go to the hospital because there is nothing surgery can do xD

Lmao xD Truee Truee

Dats whts happens in order xD

xD

True story: Mom: "Ooo Michelle do you have a boyfriend" Me: "boyfriend"s" Plural Mom: "Oh, Like da quote?" Me: "No, Left, rite three diffrent bitches on da side of me" Mom: " wat generation has dis become" Me: "are you living under rock? Its the 21 CENTENARY... where dafuc have you been?"

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Who Care xD

Woah!

I remember when apple and blackberry use to be fruits xD Wht happend?

Dis Happend ^.^

Omg! dats so truee xD

Huh?

Teacher: "Do you understand" Me: "yea" Teacher: "ok let me see you do it" Me: "can i compare my blank paper with yours" Dont act like yall have nvr done it xD

:o

Haha! lmao... Ikr!

Da truth!!!! :o cece cold hearted bitch

(23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: This is what happened (23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: Me and cece were dating right? (23:07) нуfя: yeaa (23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: then (23:07) нуfя: Den she broke upp widd you? (23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: i was flirting with other people (23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: so she dumped me (23:07) нуfя: :o (23:07) ♡נєявєαя♡: got a new bf (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: to make me jello (23:08) нуfя: ohh so you got sticky? (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: and she even told me it was to make me jello (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: then (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: i got a gf (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: so (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: i slept with her right? (23:08) ♡נєявєαя♡: so then (23:09) ♡נєявєαя♡: now ceces saying i cheated (23:09) ♡נєявєαя♡: and blah blah (23:09) нуfя: :o ohh i understand (23:09) ♡נєявєαя♡: Like wtf (23:09) ♡נєявєαя♡: no i didnt

To My Friends, Around Da World xD

When " All-nighter" means not getting up to pee. When " Close Your Eyes" Means Fall Alseep. When " Take A Shit" Means I'm be gone for a while. When " That Whore" means your Ex. When " I miss her" means He/she Broke your heart. When " I love you" means 3 monthes or fuck that. When " Your my best friend" means Forever. When " Your Weird" means you perfect in ever way. When i say Hyfr!! And you Say oh Mah Gosh!! I say thats why we're bestfriends Forever and always. ~ iloveyouineedyouimssyou~

Haha! xD

Well dis is a true story:

Me: Guess wht? 

Jason: Chicken butt
Me:  No Turtle ass. (Thinking in my head ,oh lord help dis child! amen! xD)

HYFR! (hell Ya fking ritee) xD

I wanna smoke dat! found it on google xD

Haha! Lmao xD